Please stop, you’re making it worse.

I’d like to know what doctor actually signed off on this.

I think all these dudes have hit on me on okcupid

While we can understand anyone who chooses not to forgive us,

I feel like everything’s a sex thing with you.

Just have fun correcting them and subverting gender norms. Also CONGRATS!

okay but which ones.

but but, there are plenty of maladjusted adults who will come to the defense of spanking! of course THEY turned out just fine!!

IT’S LITERALLY ON THE CHAIR YOU DUMB FUCK WE ARE USING AN ACTUAL VISUAL REFERENCE DO TRY TO KEEP THE FUCK UP OR DON’T FUCKING BOTHER SHOWING UP AT ALL.

The worst behaved, the most destructive, the biggest asshole in our family is my three year old daughter. Her brothers who are 6 and 12 were absolutely angelic at her age. Really easygoing, gentle, eager to please and charming. She can be quite the dick. She isn’t sassy or spicy; she can be downright horrible. The…

I spent a chunk of this past weekend railing about this chair on Twitter.

It was the best I could come up with off the top of my head. Watch next year it'll be no. 1 on the baby name list

It’s interesting that boys don’t get time-outs for not listening. Teaching kids early on that men are not expected to do feminine emotional labor.

omfg xistopher

Spanking I do not understand. It literally doesn’t work, according to every reputable, current source.

Fucking... NO! No, no, no, no a million times no.

I used the ticket system on my kids (first offense: 15 minute time out, second one: 30 minutes, third once in the same day: THE ENTIRE REST OF THE DAY IN YOUR ROOM I DON’T CARE IF IT’S 10:00 AM) which worked like a charm. (For obvious reasons, having two tickets in one day leads to strongly improved performance.)

This is horseshit. (Not the article, the chairs.) And what breaks my heart is that the kind of parents who think it’s okay to expose their kids to this shit think it’s “cute” and “funny.” When people talk about socializing kids into rigid, patriarchal gender roles and how that’s harmful to everyone (boys and men as…

“I BETTER CALL STACY - HER LITTLE BOYS RHEIGN AND XISTOPHER ARE SUCH NAUGHTY BOYS”

OH MY GOD THIS FUCKING CHAIR. I spent a chunk of this past weekend railing about this chair on Twitter. It showed up on my Facebook more than once, from parents of young girls, and I wanted to scream.