Step 1: buy slippers whenever you see them

Needs darker colours so we can hide all of that! I really want those

The problem with those lovely cream colored chunky blankets is that if I got one, it would never be washed and therefore would get Dog hair and cat hair and pizza sauce and cat pee and Chinese food sauce, and pot sticker sauce, and tikka masala sauce and white wine and red wine and vomit and period blood all over it…

Also that guy needs to take off his pants and crawl under the blanket not use it as a cape. THIS IS NOT A GAME, HANDSOME MAN.

OMG IF I GET ONE MORE OF THESE

Sorrynotsorry to be that asshole, but the “Lauren” is the modal name, not the median name. Median is middle, so on that list, it would be the average of “Jubilee” and “Lace”, so “Juce”? I wouldn’t put it past them to bring on a 29th cast member named “Juice” so we can reassess Bachelorette statistics then.

would it be bad to have sex with him just to have an abortion to spite him? i mean i know that’s a legitimately terrible thing to do, but this is paul ryan.

There’s also something creepy about the subtle “accidental pregnancies may make some childfree-by-choicers someone embrace motherhood” message. Sure, it’s true for some, but overall, isn’t giving women as much control over what happens to their body as possible for the best?

A thousand times this. I’m super happy an accidental pregnancy turned out ok for a reasonably well-off white woman. For most of us, an accidental pregnancy would really fuck us over; physically, financially, and mentally.

Yeah I got a goldilocks vibe at the beginning, like “This birth control isn't effective enough, this birth control is TOO effective :("

This is reading really privilege-y to me. There are some who have the privilege of accidental pregnancies being okay, or even welcomed. If that’s you, then don’t get an IUD. No one is making women get IUDs if they don’t want them.

“dribbles before he shoots”
oh fucking ew.

No. The answer to your question is No. Why should we be mourning less reliable forms of contraception that let women leave pregnancy to chance or to accidentally-on purpose “forget” to take the pill (even if it’s subconscious), rather than a foolproof method that forces you to make up your mind and decide what you…

You should emancipate yourself. Sure, you may be older than 18, but don’t let society tell you otherwise! File those papers right now!

Being a lower middle class white millennial from a town in a county that ranks in the top 50 of wealthiest counties in America and seeing the shit my Facebook “friends” get away with drives me to madness. The jobless 20 something living out of mommy and daddies basement has no idea what a #struggle is.

What? This is outrageous. I’m white. I’m a millennial. My parents owe me thousands!

I have stated this before, but I feel it bears repeating.

This is a relevant question. I’ll be running the Recipe Hub (this also means I will be writing recipe posts once per week. Pray for mojo) over there, so you can go there directly if you want, but anything I post will automatically jump to the homepage. Wonkette’s platform doesn’t work quite like Kinja, where things…

Here’s how the call between Pinkham and the people at Wonkette went in my head.

I dated a freelance Jazz pianist for like, 45 seconds, and he once played me an original jazz tune in the nude the morning after and I was just like... uhhhh sounds great but what I could really use is some excedrin and a cup of coffee thanx bye