See, I could never understand the whole wedding dress thing. Having to “just know” that it’s “THE dress” always seemed a little...silly to me. (full disclosure: I’m a gay dude who loves the idea of weddings but thinks the stressing out is CRAY-CRAY.)

I never understand comments like these. Congrats on not caring. Plenty of people do. This comment adds nothing to the discussion other than trivializing the author’s stress and comes off as condescending.

I think it’s pretty common - you love it, and then the more time you spend thinking about and seeing it, the more flaws you find/imagine.

Well, they did say your personality.

literally what the fuck

*sigh* No, you don’t. a) Most churches do lots of actual real good and do not line their pastors’ pockets or anyone else’s b) the person who gets the mail and who would have to deal with that is just an employee who gets paid and doesn’t necessarily have any relationship with the church beyond professional. We don’t…

Some guys think they’re SO FUNNY.

Oh cum all ye faithful.

Anyone else’s reaction to this - WTF is wrong with people?

Goddammit... I wanted to see how far they could go...

The world needs more Rachel Dratch.

Loved Rachel’s “We aren’t a strip club or a change machine in a laundromat”, about all the one dollar bills they were getting.

The only people who have been saying that the licenses might not be legal are Davis and her lawyer. I think she’s trying to discourage people from coming in and getting them because she’s an asshole. I agree with you that if she did get a chance to mess with a couple who has one in the future (I don’t know when this…

For about two seconds, my coffee-deprived brain thought this was Jared from Subway. What a clusterfuck that would be.

but acknowledge that the legality of such licenses is unclear

You can, in a way appropriate to your relationship. That is awful though. Your poor friend. I hope he didn't do anything to her and that it never went beyond communications. Blech.

Have you tried “Dad, shut the fuck up about my body and my appearance”?

Sad, gray loser here, but anyway...

So, my friend’s step-dad was arrested this week and charged with “three felony counts of use of a communications system to facilitate certain offenses involving children”. I was not surprised by this.

The thing that makes me sad is that this girl is getting married in a week. I feel like her life is terrible right now.…

You guys. Last week I made tomato sauce from SCRATCH with tomatoes I grew all by my very own self. Today I made pickles with cucumbers from the garden. In a few minutes I am going to get my butt off this couch and walk to the store and get some prosciutto which I will put in hand pies with figs and goat cheese.…