I’m pretty short and I’m not at all turned off by short guys - my last boyfriend was barely 5’5”. But you know what is really unattractive? Short guys who are furious about it and think that they were betrayed by the universe, that they ought to have had some much better life than whatever disappointment they’ve…

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

“Frat boy Jeffrey Dahmer” is the scariest thing ever written. I need to take a shower.

The first story makes me think of the stories out of Japan about lonely otaku going on “dates” with their body pillows.

This story is 98 degrees of wrong. Nick. Nick Lachey! And tuna is the chicken of the sea!

*rubs eyes* Weekend BCO? WEEKEND BCO!!!

NICK LACHEY. It’s not like they had a show on MTV called Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica or anything.

In most basic journalism classes, getting a name wrong in a piece will get you an instant zero, no matter what the quality of the rest of the content is. For this, Jez gets a big zero. (I know, I know, those readers who bitch and moan about FACTS and such are a real pain in the ass and so super mean and stuff.)

Newland isn’t trans. She said Kye Fortune was a fantasy character.

If a friend of mine said, “I met a great guy but he’s really sensitive about his appearance, so I’ve never actually seen him in person but we did have sex while I was wearing a blindfold” - I absolutely would be very concerned and would urge her to get out of this situation and seek counseling. This in no way means…

Newland, the accused, was a friend of the victim. From everything I’ve read about this case, she was a friend of the victim, as Gayle Newland, at the same time that she was posing as Kye Fortune. That makes it—to me at least—entirely different from a case where a trans man did not disclose that he was trans to a…

But she wasn’t “consenting to the person.” She was consenting to have sex with Kye Fortune, “a shy Filipino-Latino cancer survivor,” not with her supposed friend, Gayle Newland. This isn’t someone freaking out because her boyfriend didn’t have a penis; this is someone freaking out because her boyfriend was an entirely…

Boys, when you’ve been rejected, and your friend at the bar suggests getting over it with a couple of shots, this is not what they mean.

i still don’t believe this is real

Everything about this is sad and weird and entirely bananas.

Person Possessing Prosthetic Penis Panics, Pandemonium Partially Prevented.

Oh yes, that is definitely the face of someone who should carry weapons and enforce the peace.

Dude, she’s 2lb above normal. Privileged people don’t get to don the labels and then say problematic shit. IF her article didn’t lecture people into having better self-esteem, IF her article didn’t hinge self-worth on fuckability, I would consider giving her a pass. But her whole thing comes off as privileged…

Thank god. Hey fatties! You’ve been deemed fuckable by this lady and therefore a person of worth! Congratulations!