Anything that can get rid of zits on photos is a welcome sign to me. That, and black heads. And that mole on my neck I plan to have removed one day. And maybe a less defined cheek bone and some smaller cheeks. A quaint nose and some eyes that are big and beautiful. More fitting hair and makeup. A chin that is a single…

I mean people have used Photoshop now for decades, this is just putting it on an iPad. We technically don’t “need” dishwashers, dryers, TVs, etc. There weren’t problems “solved” by those either. Sure, they made things take less time, but so does this iPad.

The whole outrage about this is fake, right? I mean people use photoshop to add smiles, frowns, to make brooding looks or to do tons of crap to models faces all the time. This isn't so much "hey smile women!" as "look at how you can do what you already do on the iPad, and now it is really easy!"

Fuck Jenna Marbles.

I’m hoping that if I ever have a wedding, my photographer has the technology to make me look more like Helen Mirren in the photos. But that’s *MY* choice.

I’m going to turn EVERYTHING into Helen Mirren.

Take that back.

Reminds me of Hannah Hart’s My Drunk Kitchen. Adorable. But more drunk.

“Too much wine...” *face rub* “...but I haven’t finished my manicure, so soldier on!”

“this whole time, I haven’t had any pants on.”

I love her and her gap tooth. Cuuuutie.

It never occurred to me anyone ever did their nails not completely drunk or high

Yeah, that’s rape.

Yes truly I am a massive talent, honed through the oppression I’ve experienced as a middle class white woman. I accept this honor not for me, but for all the pumpkin spice lattes and yoga pants that bravely sacrificed themselves for my cause.

you should be in best american poetry 2015

A pretender at being Chinese,

That’s just confirming their own biases when they believe that J.K. Rowling must by default be male, otherwise it’s fraud. She didn’t assume a completely different identity, that *is* her name and she’s entitled to abbreviate to just her initials if that’s what she wants to do.

To be fair, my comment-writing career was going nowhere as Chad Waspington III.

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Sorry, but I can’t stand poetry.