I have a reason to celebrate! After 5 years of waiting for The Asshole to fix the divorce papers he wanted me to sign, I went ahead and filed for divorce myself, back in June. This week, the judge signed the decree after The Asshole didn’t respond to the notice he was sent.

Freak-auto-erotic-asphyxiation accident. Happens to the best of us.

I think Tim Murphy should have been forced to carry his unviable career to full term.

Well that’s why his current wife was shipped here in a crate with air holes.

These “pro-life” Republicans ought to be ashamed to show their faces in public. Puerto Rico—let ‘em drown. Las Vegas—let ‘em get mowed down by another crazy white guy with a gun. Expiration of CHIP healthcare for kids—let ‘em die of curable diseases.

Sure, let’s push through legislation to ‘protect’ fetuses, but hey, when it comes to protecting actual children and adults from gun violence, it’s ‘stricter gun laws won’t actually stop these events from happening because people will still acquire guns if they’re determined enough’.

Society allows white men to make mistakes. Women and POC not so much. It was never about her emails. Just like how people aren’t really mad at the kneeling for the national anthem. They’re mad that black men are being uppity.

I painted letters to hang over my daughter’s crib when she comes in a few weeks. I’ve never painted before and I can’t draw for shit, so I am supremely happy with how they came out. I’m now working on painting a hanging storage thing to match. :)

Food is my crafting medium. This is my future astrophysicist’s nebula birthday cake.

Hello! Female Marine officer here. I can assure you that this lieutenant is NOT the first female Marine officer to join our corps. Please correct your title.

I can not believe that my cross stitch is on here.

I guess his Garanimals are at the cleaners.

Then she gets a demerit for misusing “myriad”.

Yes, if only there was some word or phrase for a bunch of guys in a circle, around some jerk, all taking turns stroking his ego.

None of you fools recognize a good ol’ fashion Covfefe when you seen one?

So Dorothy flew?

I’ve thought about Botox and decided against it. If I don’t look angry and tired all the time people might try and talk to me more.

I don’t know why people would trust him after he tried to ruin Christmas.

Perhaps her feet are like Barbie’s and she can’t fit them into like sneakers or boots or anything normal anymore

I just have to share; here’s baby stingray as lil’ Dr. Satler with the custom JP Cozy Coupe I made for her for Halloween 2015 💜