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I am in awe of you. We put a stop to YGG after I saw an episode where Jimmy Eat World was singing about friendship while riding on the backs of cats amd dogs. I called my husband told him I knew what going crazy felt like now and did he put shrooms in my lunch? WTF.

Try Moroccanoil. It moisturizes and stops frizziness, even when cause by high humidity like where I live. A little spendy but it lasts forever and smells really good.

It embarrasses me to type this... But look up Lauren Conrad on youtube. She redeemed her crap tv drama by teaching me how to do a fishtail braid.

This is going to sound like a super twatty suggestion but I actually watched a few youtube videos on braiding and trolled Pinterest for ideas. Cause I lived in pony-tail land for a hundred years with no styling prowess whatsoever, which meant I kept cutting my hair to try something new, and then couldn't do anything

Go mermaid so I will know at least one other person (even on the internet) who has crazy long hair! All my friends cut their hair short after having kids and apparently I'm the only one who didn't get the memo. Now I'm intentionally growing it as long as possible... Maybe as a rebellion? I dunno but it's long and wavy

The best one I ever got after the initial declaration of being into Asian girls and me reluctantly telling him my racial background: "I love that you're Japanese; hibachi is my favorite!"

Funny, I was just thinking this ad sounds like the last person ever I'd want to date. Ever. Seriously. Don't say half-zips.

I'm glad it was awesome this year! I had all your tips ready so me and lil one could go, then we both got the stomach flu. Had to content myself looking at all the cosplay posted online. Hopefully next year!

Oh, folks like me? As in, a woman who desires free agency over her own body and life choices?

Your self righteousness is incredible to behold. And I am happy to be an uncivilised savage for the moment and tell you to go fuck yourself, asshole.

God may be YOUR sovereign and master but he ain't got shit to do with what is (or isn't) occupying my uterus. Good on you for your beliefs, but keep them the fuck outta my innards. We all have the right to believe what we want, and yours don't trump anyone else's.

Sudoku is acceptable but extra points if your jumbles only use words like misogyny and penis.

Be sure to put a word find puzzle at the end. I need my entertainment.

Your ideas intrigue me. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

As a native Oregonian it always makes me happy when people move there and love it. I haven't lived in Eugene but all my UofO friends had an awesome time down there. Explore all the festivals everywhere (esp the summer beer one in Portland). Go to the Fair! Eat some marionberries. And seriously, the rain isn't that

Judge Yeakel, I am giving you the highest of long-distance fives right now. Kudos, Your Honor, kudos.

Unfortunately you've just gotta ride it out! I ate nothing but grapes and Better Cheddar's for about two months. I slept literally everywhere, like a cat — even fell asleep once on our driveway while weeding. Accept that you will be minimally productive and embrace all of the napping; you need it, you're growing a

I would agree but the toughest little shit I know is barely 5'1" with a pixie haircut and sweet Southern accent, and that girl goes through some boxes of Franzia! And woe betide he who question her drink of choice :)

I'm gonna guess from your reply to itscocopop that you are a lady as well (though correct me if I'm wrong, don't wanna assume just cause you said husband!) I am, and it's even rarer to find lady leo's, so if you are, then double welcome to the club.

The only way to make the world a better place is to be a part of that change. It is a hard occupation and people will hate you without knowing you. You, as a group, will be blamed for the actions of a few. You will risk your life for people who don't appreciate you, who don't understand how vital your job is, who