They let preschoolers pick the name. Because Hartford.

What in the actual fuck was that Buzzfeed diatribe by a 5 year old? I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

Nothing, I’m just happy to see you ;)

Agreed. I have virtually no common interests with my wife, but we have everything in common. Which kinda sounds like a riddle...

What a great story!

It was, right up until the Pillar of Autumn was docked on Reach, rather than in orbit about to deploy behind Covenant lines with every Spartan II on board in an attempt to capture a Prophet and try to negotiate an end to the war. But no, we had to throw out that beautiful, established cannon in favor of needing to…

Gamergate article on Kotaku, no way I would laugh at anything if I read it during this important work meeting. Damnit.

That LDR though. Be still, my heart.

This makes ESPN better, right?

Great, another gimmicky Nintendo console...

There is literally no matchmaking for one thing in the entire game: raids. Want to know why? Because it would be awful. I know this because I have sherpa’d hundreds of people through these raids, and without great communication and a willingness to take direction, completing them is impossible. If you’d ever…

I’ve sherpa’d hundreds of people through these raids, and from the bottom of my heart I’m telling you - matchmaking would make successful completion highly improbable. I’m sorry that you had bad experiences, but Destiny’s raid mechanics are often complex, and require really good communication. The nice thing about the…

I think a lot of people felt that way about Destiny at one point, myself included. Best thing I did was put it away and enjoy some other great games. Maybe Massive will pull their own House of Wolves out to revitalize the game.

I think it's well worth the buy. I haven't played a game as much as I have Destiny in a long, long, loooooong time. Hit up the subreddit and don't be shy about sending party invites to strangers in the Tower.

It doesn't have matchmaking for one thing, raids, which would be beyond miserable with matchmaking. Also does have a story. The lore has been considerably fleshed out and expanded since vanilla. But it's great that my fun doesn't need to be your fun, as long as you have fun with the games you play!

A few short quests, but nothing substantial. It was a free update.

Ok I will!

Challenge modes in the Prison of Elders, Crucible meta updates, vendor stock refresh, loot table refresh, and a metric fuck-ton of quality of life improvements. I got more levels, weapons, and armor sets in a casual few hours last week than I did all of 2016.

Meanwhile, the Taken Spring update has made Destiny the best it’s ever been. We welcome all ye Division people back to the Tower with open arms.

So, the person he squatted next to to arm that bomb no longer plays video games, correct? You don't recover from that can't of trauma.