I purchased the original Xbox when it first came out, I stayed with the 360 despite 4(!!) red rings of death, and I bought the Xbox One at launch. After experiencing all of the issues you did (and what felt like 90 others), I sold the fucking thing on EBay and bought a PS4. I’ve never been happier.

This has been so fun to take in.

NooooooooooIdontlikechangenooooooooooooo

That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.

I went once because a girl I was tutoring had left over points and it was the end of the semester. I feasted like a god damned king.

I was always too poor to eat at the UConn student union. They require an entirely different fake dining currency/real money. This kid must be a prince of some kind.

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is never directly engage a Gamergator, but only slightly less well known is this: Never bet against a Jeopardy fanatic when the official rules are on the line! Hahahahahahahahahaaaa

I played TTK for about 4 days before a self imposed moratorium to pass my last CPA exam, which is tomorrow morning and GOD DAMNIT I HAVE MISSED YOU DESTINY.

Thank you.

Right?! I read ‘not supposed to turn in’ and got cold sweats I’d only associate with being tormented by my deepest fears.

As a CPA, just reading that description of royalty reserve releases made me cringe. Talk about an easy way to get motherfucked by accounting. I hope the actual contract was more robust.

So the way I read this: the evidence bag was legit, but the mother lied about how she got it. For her sake, I hope she didn't torpedo the whole case. Lawyers don't withdraw lightly.

We have a Destiny iMessage group. After I mention that enrage is near, they’ll usually text me things like “oversoul? wipe? need res?”. But on the rare occasions that I beat enrage AND get a little sexy time, I’ll text that I got to run sword.

I had to give my girl a code name to let my fireteam know when the heat was about to come down hard.

Honorable Mention: Borderland’s “Zombie Island of Dr. Ned”, because it was fun/funny as hell and Bioshock Infinite’s “Burial at Sea: Episode 2”, because stealth Elizabeth is the best Elizabeth.

Used to play this as a drinking game in college. It was always a blast.

What in the actual fuck? This wins the day.

God, I still have nightmares about that shotgun. MP in that game was so busted because of the Gnasher, it was borderline (totally) unplayable.

This reminds me of the time Hartford CT let kids in a pre-K program name the new baseball team. We’re the Yard Goats now.

Can confirm - got 4 Celestial Nighthawks and 3 Knucklehead radars from purchased engrams.