So depressingly true.

11:29am EST and I haven’t stopped squeeing yet.

I read things like this, and I wonder why I became an accountant.

Well, this looks absolutely fantastic.

Looting ether chests twice? Babe, do you even sparrow race? 3x or bust.

I think you meant Fight Club, but good advice nonetheless.

Maybe I just slept naked for the realism then? This was years ago, and one of the most traumatizing game experiences I’ve ever had. Therapy has helped.

I have nothing but fond memories of Fallout 3. It was my first Fallout game and really, my first RPG. I spent about 20 hours familiarizing myself with the game mechanics whilst cruising around the Capitol Wasteland. I had my own house (with a robot!) in Megaton, and things were really looking up.

Finally, something that will 100% make me quit playing Destiny cold turkey.

This was excellent. I fell out of Halo (and Xbox) after ODST, Reach, and Halo 4 left the Flood out. Whenever I fire up CE, I start with 343 Guilty Spark, because those are the only levels that matter.

So according to Google, the World Record for static apnea (holding your breath) is 11 minutes and 54 seconds. Ladies and gentlemen: I did not fucking breathe for the entirety of the attack on Hardhome, which was at least 20 min. WHERE IS MY PRIZE?!

So...death penalty?

Two words: Competitive. Multiplayer.

Serial ruined my life. Now I’m a fucking nerd who listens to tons of podcasts nonstop.

And that aim assist. It's just phenomenal. I ran Crucible with that and No Land Beyond for the longest time. It was such a blast.

I did the same thing. Only one I didn't dismantle was the Longbow. Still the best PVP sniper in the game.

My vault is weeping for about 99 more slots. I'm so reluctant to dismantle any of the new shit until I know for sure it isn't for me. Meta changes from HoW are unbelievable. Bungie doing all of the things right with this one.

I cleared the new story missions, did the Nightfall, beat the 28 PoE, and burned all of the commendations I had saved up for rep. The result? 13 new legendary weapons, 7 new pieces of legendary armor, and 2 exotic weapons.

Facing painful truth’s about your post-college life isn’t a good look for a Tuesday. Or any day. Sigh.

Spending the rest of my day wishing I wrote “balls magically growing back BEFORE HE SNAPPED RAMSAY’S NECK AND SAVED HER WHICH IS STILL A TERRIBLE NARRATIVE TROPE”