I’m sorry, but she’s no friend of mine. You see, I cannot handle wildness like hers. In fact, just reading the article, I’m approaching my limit of wildness, and I fear that any more, and I’ll overdose on wild. I......I need to lay down for a bit....

Sometimes, my “arms” bend back.

I want to see the unedited directors cut which runs about 3 hours. We eventually see the baby (played by the Man From Another Place) come dancing backwards out of the mothers red room, snapping his fingers to a smooth jazzy soundtrack.

came here to say ‘uh but eraserhead’
happy to see that’s been taken care of already

This commercial could be seen as a spiritual successor to Eraserhead, which is all about the horrors of sex, pregnancy, and parenthood.

it seems like the desired outcome is definitely not pregnancy

Now show me one from David Cronenberg

I cackled at this!

Hi, longtime reader, first time contributor. I went through the trouble of making an account just to tell you that this is the worst comment I have ever read on here.

Oh, like you’d know anything about being forced out of the NFL due to your outspoken political beliefs. Stick to commenting!

I would read personal essays if all personal essays were like this one, Joanna. Besides, who wants the personal essay to be dead, they’re so fucking ridiculous, and ridiculously entertaining (providing you don’t actually take the content seriously).

This is my surprised face.

I am staring hard into a reflection of my eyeballs, and in them, I see—could it be?—a gorgeous blue and green marble; it’s Earth, in my eyes. The sight of my eye is so beautiful my heart stops, much like the heart in the corpse behind me, and I am stunned; at the beauty of this world; the beauty of my fellow WO-man;…

This is brilliant and amazing. You keep outdoing yourself with your introspective masterpieces, I think this is the best one yet!

Wow. Of all the lame “feminist” justifications for stripping, “If men are gonna objectify women, it’s only right that women demand to be paid for it” is the lamest. Write your book, give good advice to your fellow strippers, stay safe and healthy, express yourself. But you can’t participate in the objectification…

Present and accounted for! *new stan status*

Well done, Chelsea!

Now I know why I heard this on the radio this morning and actually liked it. I lurrrve “Psycho Killer.” (And really Talking Heads’ whole library.)

Star for the burn but mostly for the wink. That gif.

What a great song.