My “look”—if I even possess such a thing—is best described as equal parts “teenage dirtbag” and “someone who is…
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Seriously, I have never seen a less interesting-looking person in my life.
When I was in college, there was a female middle aged registrar whose cubicle was covered in James Spader pictures. She looked like Spader. The Dean of Students’ secretary’s cubicle was covered in Jeff Goldblum pictures and frog figurines. I asked her if she like Goldblum for his frogliness? She angrily said “No, he…
Woah woah woah. Spader is super hot.
Joseph Gordon Levitt starring in a James Spader biopic.
Yeah, pretty much. the photo here is not very flattering. I just did a google image search, and he has better photos. Although he does kind of strike me as Joseph Gordon Levitt starring in a James Spader biopic.
How much you want to bet Bloom does all kind of LOTR kink shit in bed? Saying stuff like “You have my bow!” before plugging in, telling Katy she was as hot as the Balrog of Morgoth, and calling her pussy wetter than the river Anduin. Because if there is anyone who could drop such nerdy shit in bed and get away with it…
No, I thought it was the BTTM that was generating the power.
The Strokes are my favorite band of all time (blame it on my age) and I also love the Yeah Yeah yeahs and I just... don’t see why that clarification from the author on who was coolest matters. It’s just, like, your opinion, man.
Interpol was better than both.
Every time there’s an article about music on here, dismissing one artist over another, I almost always disagree and I feel personally slighted.
Jane Austen’s public image has undergone many a revamp since her death two centuries ago this July. Often, however,…
How many times have I heard the birds chirping outside my window? How many times have I felt the wind in my hair?
Cate is outstanding (always) and so is her wardrobe in this but...this movie is so boring. I think I fell asleep after 20 minutes. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go work on my Hela cosplay.
Look, I have no idea what’s going in this Wired piece about the “cult of Carol.” Its writer, Angela Watercutter,…
Right? And when Dunst says that she’s 35 and eats fried chicken and hates working out, she doesn’t wanna lose weight, I was like, OMG IT ME. I just bought a pair of shorts a size bigger than anything I’ve ever bought before because I’m in my mid 30s, and the amount of effort it takes to make your body look like it did…
My daughter used to go to school with a kid named Bear.
I don’t mind Bear that much, actually, but his last name is Payne. Bear Payne? Like, bear pain? No.
I think Bear is cute. The name could have been so so much worse.