HAHAHAHA! Omg! This is horrible!!!!

They really could have edited the photos down to half what was chosen. First I would have cut is this “sad sand baby”.

“And one copy of My Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger and Me...That sort of thing is my bag, baby!!! signed by... Austin Powers.”

I’m 37 I think I’m too old to fall in love with him. But he would be a lovely neighbor boy that could come over and mow the lawn and maybe play guitar and OH NO I’VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH HIM

Probably peed on his new Saint Laurent boots or ate a hole in his Gucci suit. Or dragged the Dolce Gabbana jacquard pants Harry wore on Jimmy Kimmel through a puddle of mud. You know, puppy things.

He’s always available and so am I.

zayn when sign of the times dropped and he realized he’s inferior:

“interstellar anal”

Now whose head is exploding?

I soooo don’t want to like her because I think she sings like a blaring goat. But her or her stylist’s lip colors choices are always straight fire! I’ve been searching for something like this. And more than 15 Cover Girl tubes later I still haven’t found this plum-ish color.

zayn is dead to me. and he should be dead to you. i’m really disappointed in you right now.

so this is a song about getting a new pupper that you need to train but love v much right

I know its supposed to be pronounced “fire”, but i keep reading it as “fry”. Then i get confused/hopeful that this was a french fry festival and wonder how they would fuck that up.

Came here to say this.

I immediately pictured Edina’s assistant Bubble from Ab Fab.

No, Jane Horrocks is Bubble.