Well done, we gotta stop Skynet from ever being a thing.
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Today was “Terminator 2 Day” in Houston.
The only proper way to celebrate “La La Land Day” is parking oneself in front of Grauman’s Theatre, spreading Ryan Gosling ephemera around oneself, turning on the soundtrack on some bluetooth speakers and, as tourists gather, spray oneself with gasoline and self-immolate.
Demi looks gorgeous, but not relaxed in any way.
Riz is a dream.
I love Padma’s dress! It’s simple and elegant and I must have it.
RIZ AHMED CAN GET IT.
I am here for this.
DAD
I never understood why people found Brendan Fraiser hot but NOW I GET IT COMPLETELY is pretty much my take. And now I can’t understand why another person who has also seen it does not find him hot.
What’re the betting odds for Jesse Williams’s character on Grey’s getting killed off a la Patrick Dempsey’s now?
Definitely
It’s even weirder than that. There’s a whole storyline where Kion comes to terms with his power and Nala is held captive TWICE - once by hyenas, once by crocodiles. I always want to scream “she’s a goddamn lion! She doesn’t need a cub to save her!” Simba is nowhere to be found either time.
To be fair, any marriage where mommy busts her ass all day to feed the fam while daddy just sits on his ass and gets to be king of the castle would probably be dysfunctional.
100% would bang gay warthog Seth Rogen.
I haven’t heard anyone say “Gay lovers” since the early 90's.
You know, back in the 90s and early 00s there was all this hysteria about Disney’s hegemony over kids’ media, and cries of “Oh my god we’re brainwashing an entire generation!!! What will the future be like? They won’t be able to think for themselves!!!”
Frozen 2: FUCK YOU I FUCKING REFUSE I CAN’T HEAR THAT SONG ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME PLEASE MAKE IT STOP SHE JUST GOT OVER THE FUCKING FIRST MOVIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOOOOOOOO
Does anybody remember the HILARIOUSLY awful horror movie based on the show, “My Super Psycho Sweet 16"? It had a decapitated girl roller skating into a sushi cake.