I would not be surprised if Liam’s turned out to be the album with the most jams. Rumor has it that his music’s coming out this summer, maybe even as early as May.

This is not Harry. This is an impostor. Notice the lack of sexual magnetism. This is just a good-looking young man.

My nipples are totally into this

It’s gonna be great in concert. People are going to DIE.

I just recently discovered that too, and I think it’s because he chopped off his hair. He’s gorgeous!

You know I love you the most, right? THE MOST.

More what? More dimple?

Niall head.

please, sir. i want some more.

*whispers* come to me my sweet precious

Is it the dimple?

We have an anonymous support group that meets every week on Tuesdays.

No one is too old to care about Harry Styles.

Um...I actually really love this song. Weird. WTF. I was not expecting this.

It’s like a mix of Robbie Williams and David Bowie

I don’t care if it is about nothing...it is a TUNE and I have been waiting for this for ages. Not as much as I’m anticipating his acting role in Dunkirk, since it is genuinely a mystery if he can act or not, and since he cut off his beautiful River Phoenix hair for the part. Yes, I am probably too old to care this…

Been playing this often throughout today and I’m really proud of him. It’s a seriously good first solo effort. Also been giving “This Town” and “Just Hold On” some love, too, because Niall and Louis deserve it. Liam, you’re next.