Just name the new ones “Drunk RedacTED Talks”

yaaaaaas

I know what I’ll be doing.

People will lose their jobs for not coming to work when expected. Remember how the “Day Without Immigrant” turned out?

Those boots look like the hip wader boots they use for fishing. $29.99 at Bass Pro SHOPS. LOL

Is that Jenny Slate 2nd from the right?!

Joan Small’s is amazing.

Chance honestly astounds me with his deep devotion to and love for his hometown. Most people in his spot would be living in a mansion in Beverly Hills (*cough* Kanye *cough*), but Chance sticks around and makes a difference. Plus, he makes FIRE music.

I married a Brit, so am almost completely desensitized to cunt now.

Is it just me, or does this movie look absolutely terrible?

As part of my birthday gift a couple years ago, Mr. Nom gave me carte blanche to get wasted and hide in the guest room the following day while he lied to our child and said I was out running errands. I didn’t emerge until about 4:00 PM and, honestly, I probably should have stayed in a couple more hours but I felt bad…

I hear you so loud and clear it’s practically giving me a headache.

As the mother of a toddler I can confirm, there is only one thing worse than being tipsy and responsible for a small child - being hung over and responsible for a small child. I’m serious. It’s hell.

Same. We stink.

I never noticed that before and you are spot on.

Yup, meanwhile Ashton is doing amazing work to end sex trafficking and child pornography.

It’s weird that both Prince and Rick James passed away before Dave did another comedy special.

I don’t think it’s an insult. It’s what young people call their faves now. (I’ve also seen people call their favorite couples parents, like “Chrissy Teigen and John Legend are my parents!”) Not sure why. Maybe it’s tied to the phrase “gives me life” which is another expression of admiration. For example: “Lorde’s new…