And I’ve been married 23 years so it’s not like I’ve never seen a weiner before. But it’s Keanu and makes my inner teenage girl so happy. They just would never put those kind of pictures in Bop or Sassy magazine.

From that photograph, it looks like Streep could play Lagerfeld in a bio-pic. And you know she would be fabulous in it.

From that photograph, it looks like Streep could play Lagerfeld in a bio-pic. And you know she would be fabulous in it.

Jesus was known for keeping company with more than one outcast from society.

Reeves is a cutie. I think he has been dozing lightly through all of his roles, but I like him anyway, just to look at.

Just marry me already Keanu.

I’m trying to think of the line from the sonnet… ‘And heavily from woe to woe tell o’er / The sad account of fore-bemoaned moan / Which I new pay as if not paid before’.

I think we all know you didn’t. There’s still time!

THANK GOD FOR IT BECAUSE I NEVER WANT HIM OUT OF MY LIFE EVER.

Keanu is life. I watch his movies way too often and frequently. I made it a birthday tradition that the night before my birthday, we all sit and find the most obscure Keanu movie to watch. It’s great. I recommend this to everyone.

Omg yes please.

Keanu is the greatest and the loveliest and I am so happy he is finally getting the respect as a performer he deserves. That’s all!

Keanu Reeves (cont.): “What I’m really saying is... please, please let me do a live action Cowboy Bebop! I really, really want to be Spike before I die!”

Arthur is pretty excellent. It was one of my favorites to watch with the kids when they were younger.

I’m just looking for a guy who can be mean to me during sex. Whatever else happens after that is just icing on the cake.

Bill Maher has been a garbage person for two decades.