what ariana meant, and i hate that i’m always being forced to be the voice of a generation or pervy ursines up in here, is this:

“Lee Criminey” sounds like a Mr. Show character

I like it

Let me guess, the bought woman played Joni Potter on the hit show, Dobson’s Stream and all of this is being investigated by Queen of King’s very own Lee Criminey.

What if he buckles down and finally gets that e?

I now want to hashtag everything with correct science terms. Lordosis is such a good word.

They are all over-arching their lower back and serving their butts like cats about to be mounted. That’s “#mammalian lordosis” not “#bootyfordays.”

Such an adorable killing machine!

Dude, shut the fuck up. You’re wrong, stop being a snob about it

My biggest takeaway from Rogue One was why isn’t this guy a bigger star.

I will be watching Victoria on Masterpiece instead. The 12 year-old in me that was obsessed with Elizabeth I and Victoria (yes, I was incredibly cool) is very excited.

She’s really adorable and gives me hope for the future but...

OMG EVERYONE IN THIS PICTURE THO... <3

Whew, that pic is so E! Rotic! and Sexthy!

But will the audience get to see his total dick this time or is he still gonna leave his jeans on while he flogs her?

I thought getting married was a form of contraception.

Side note: Married people use contraception too. People act like every woman on the pill is a literal prostitute.

Yes. She was dating Mark Ronson who is DJing in the video.

You should take another listen to her catalog, A lot of her stuff was really deep and raw. Not like TLC’s gimmicky pop songs, Aaliyah was true R&B. I honestly cant compare the two with a straight face, She was my first R&Bae!

Article should have been about the tweet, entitled “West Ham Gets Salty”