“If you ain’t rich, you don’t deserve to be alive,” - The Republican viewpoint.

I’m so fucking angry. My parents were finally able to afford healthcare for the first time since we lost our house during the housing crisis. ACA obviously has problems, but the solution has never been snatching away healthcare from people who desparately need it.

yas twigs.

So I’m like a million fucking years old and I understand that this has become my get off my lawn moment but I really do miss a time when selling out was a bad thing.

I can’t imagine the red carpet underwear regime. I want to cry after wearing tights for two hours. Sometimes I give up and take my tights off before I get home and stick them in my purse. THIS BODY WILL NOT BE CONTAINED

Not to brag, but I met the Spice Girls and had dinner with them the day before their 1st album came out in the US.

He looks like a cult leader. Hairy Krishna?

So we’re really gonna do this, huh? This is actually happening? And how do I know I’m not in a coma somewhere hallucinating all this?

*clears throat, swallows really hard* (whispers) thank you

Daniel Henney. You will not regret Google Imaging him.

Um...who is this guy and where can I see more of him? Asking for a friend...

To be the devil’s advocate I’m famous for; I say to Wakeen, go for it.

Look, The English Patient damned near set my panties on fire. I was even uncomfortably attracted to him in Red Dragon.

Wasnt there a concept for an Olympic Island similar to this?

This thread is my favorite thing in the internet right now.

Get your filthy cock out of me, you damned dirty ape!

My chihuahua used to hump my cat.

Yup! We planned ours out, and now I’m 41, my wife is 39, and our oldest is 18, while our youngest is 15. So even though we still have a minor at home, he’s old enough to not need a babysitter. By 45 we’ll be kid free (in the house), ready to move into a cool urban apartment, and have the money and resources to…

What’s the best Age to have kids? Never.