Typical Swinton. Refusing to acknowledge her Spacebug-Weirdo Privilege.

It’s Friday, I’m barely working, and I have the time and the thick skin needed to throw out this statement:

Nancy Mack, the wife of Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer Chad Smith Will Ferrell

That’s what they originally thought, but it turns out he was just playing dead.

Nancy Hates Chachi

Opossums are known for only one thing: Being hit by cars at night.

One of the most worthless animals ever. Obviously a joke from God.

I’m not falling for this shit again. Let me guess, a kid died in his paws

She’s a well-respected architect, apparently. Sounds like my kind of nasty woman!

You are no, Andy Gibb, sir. Shut it, Chichi (that’s what my spell check calls you but that’s an insult to my favorite Mexican restaurant) you sound like someone tied rubber bands around your scrotum. You’ve ruined the good name of the, Bob Lob Law Blog.

yass

i just this week found out that the nerd artist guy who falls in love with Keira Knightley after she marries Chiwetel Ejiofor is actually Rick from Walking Dead.

Just read Lindy West’s article instead. It has all you really need to know about Love Actually, without the pain of actually having to watch it.

A bored Jack Russell is a bad Jack Russell. Elementary, my dear Wishbone.

I’d wondered what happened to that Obama lady. Nice to see she went on to bigger things. It looks like Love, Actually has been a major blessing for all involved!

“An unforeseen event awakens Pratt’s character, who makes the crude decision to wake up Lawrence’s character as well for companionship”