Well, 2016 did get a few things right: Antonin Scalia, Nancy Reagan, Phyllis Schlafly, and the Chick tracts maniac.
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2016 gotta 2016.
One of the few things left to look forward to is the annual release of data that shows which European city is doing…
Donald Trump cares about wack people.
How did both of those egos fit into one elevator?
Y’know, I am an atheist. I believe that most of TST folks are, too. So I want to get all criticizey on them and say “Hey, don’t use satire to try to make your point, just use honest argument”. But y’know what? Their shit works. And it seems like it’s often the only thing that does, particularly with this sort of…
He deserved all the awards. Every one of them. Even the technical ones that no one cares about.
tbh I too would have someone sing “You Don’t Own Me” at my wedding. Gotta be clear on that one, even in matrimony this bitch doesn’t belong to no man. (Except in a monogamy way. Property way/rights way/up-to-the-twentieth-century way, hell no.)
My office Xmas party sucks every year and I don’t give a shit anymore about it. This year, it is on a Wed and is a happy hour at Dave and Busters. I sent the RSVP back immediately as a “I will not attend”. Stopped drinking pretty much, so I don’t want to hang out with a bunch of people getting drunk and I don’t…
Every year we go and say we won’t get drunk. Every year we get totally fucking wasted. I’m not even a big drinker. What is it about Christmas parties?
I’m currently emailing fake documents to Trump suggesting Pence is in a conspiracy with his daughter to have him assassinated by a group of gay Mexican immigrants who support climate change.
Very scary moment over here, thought this was SNS and that it had been Saturday all day without me knowing it.
The drugs are different. Pets get better drugs then prisoners.
I kinda love this photo.
oooo get those soaps that they can write on themselves with and all over the bathtub! Best $5 I ever spent!
Right? My 3.5 year old is getting some masks, bath toys and a tooth brush.
One of my kids, when he was younger, played with the cat toys so much. I always feel like I missed out by not giving him a bag of cat toys to bat around the dining room floor...
or an empty box. which actually kind of is a cat toy, so...
Don’t then and blame it on Trump. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have an aborted fetus funeral to attend.