According to Wikipedia, he is a 73rd generation decendant of Confucius!

i’m crying bc of this:

Once I saw the gold hair, I was like, this bitch was for real crazy!

She is really an asshole and this just confirms it. I never understood why people thought she was relatable? People thought she was really eating burgers and fries and farting on the couch. No. I mean her current man is Darren Aronofsky FFS.

Demolition Man was a movie ahead of its time.

im sorry, you dont know fonzworth bentley? puff daddys former umbrella holder? please educate yourself on early 2000s pop culture

Kind of brightened my morning to see Fonzworth back in the news, tbh

Fucking perfect.

Someone check what William Hung is up to!

J.Law, girl no, just no. She is really just doubling down on this. Being that clueless is not a good look.

Mystery Science Theater 3000/Rifftrax and this world can go fuck its stupid self.

Oh, now you done gone and done it...

This is good Kinja

I’m drunk and totally dreading the trip downstairs and my stairs are tile. Italian tile. Or at least the guy who installed them was Italian although he had a heavy Spanish accent.

Mariah and Her Moiness have twin personalities. That over the top diva fabulousness they share is so very similar. They’d have the same taste in things.

Lemme guess: Cooper’s pad is one of those super-modernist deals with open staircases, railings that a toddler could fall through quite easily, and lots of windows that open floor to ceiling.

Just when I think America is at an all time low, I read this shit. I’m sorry training animals to have sex with you is a thing? A common thing? Who are these people and why? Just why?

Agreed.