If you do not love marijuana, you are not doing it right.

I can’t wait to get drunk and live tweet this bitch.

That kitty litter commercial money won’t last forever...

they were probably too chicken to sea that air.

That girl doesn’t look like anybody. Hell, she doesn’t even look like herself, she’s that blank.

This is the alternate timeline where Ivanka Spears and Jared Timberlake fall in love, which causes tension within Jared’s former boyband, N’Word.

I look more like Britney than this chick.

I’m shipping this shit. Let it be known that they should be referred to as HarRiri

And Prince Harry looks adorable as well. #swoon #ilovehim

You look radiant and beautiful.

your tits look great tho

Puppy role-playing?

At least you look like it’s a joyous event.

Pregnant or not, do not rub my fucking belly.

My brother in law’s son is named Jevin.

“Azure Lore” was the 2-hour ability of the Blue Mage class in Final Fantasy XI, one of my favorite games. The class is centered around mimicry of monster abilities, and with that, the flexibility to fill any role required of it. It was difficult to master and required a lot more investment than the other classes, both…

Stupid hat? Check.

Still better than the billion names that rhyme with Aiden we’ve been getting for the past 20 years.

When I think Papa I think this guy. He’s certainly no damm hipster.