Oh but she’s relatable and farts and eats food and stuff!

I like her as an action star, but otherwise I find her “cool girl” schtick as well as her description of her 20 years older boyfriend as a ‘visionary’ insufferable.

How I wish Jennifer Lawrence would just go away.

2016 in the darkest timeline

Last time you wrote something like this you wound up winning Chopped a few years later. I expect to see the USMNT wearing striped jerseys (kits?) in 2018.

“Fire all the old players. Like that Michael Bradley guy. He’s fucking terrible.”

*pushes all the money across the table*

I reedited the clip to make it look like she was responsible. Guess it didn’t translate!!!!!!!

To Whom It May Concern,

I’m writing to express my interest in your open position of head coach of the U.S. Men’s National Team and Technical Director. I think you’ll find that my experience perfectly matches up with the needs of your program. As a coach, I have won not only the Astonishingly Shiny Cup of All Cups in…

Well, if I have another miscarriage I’m sending him the bloody pads with a request that he personally lay hands over them and bless them (and make a video) and then mail them back so that I can incorporate that into a proper burial/funeral rite. Oh, what? He won’t do that? He thinks it’s disgusting? I thought he cared …

I’m just going to let the great President Meyer (great compared to Trump) say what needs to be said.

I read the “filed to” as “Poop Francis”.

buy the old albums

I don’t believe for a second that he actually voted for Trump.

>Was Gigi Hadid’s Melania Trump impression “racist”? Maybe! All I know for certain is that it was they are both terrible.

I miss the old Kanye, straight from the Go Kanye
Chop up the soul Kanye, set on his goals Kanye
I hate the new Kanye, the bad mood Kanye
The always rude Kanye, spaz in the news Kanye

Let’s be real: Melania has been keeping away from Donald’s white hose for a while now.

Alt-White

What’s weird is that she’s a minority. Does she think these people won’t purge her too?

The alternative to “right” is Wrong. And doesn’t this dumb bitch realize she’d be on the trains?

Is it a coincidence that this also falls on World Toilet Day?