Blondie (Stassi) is hitting brunette (Kristin). In fairness, Stassi had learned that Kristin, who was supposedly Stassi’s friend, banged Stassi’s boyfriend on a gross couch. Omg it makes me so happy to discuss Vanderpump Rules instead of this election.

I liked A Single Man. I thought Colin Firth was really good in it. His makeup is very expensive but it’s fantastic. It really is. I don’t really have a strong opinion on Tom Ford but apparently he’s a douche?

Never! The sheer fabulousness would slay us all. There would be no survivors.

To be fair, they’ve always been pretty shady.

Judge Brown:

My husband used the word shade around his parents, so I felt the need to give a 10-minute explanation of the word, its origin, and correct usage— specifically throwing shade vs. a read. Near minute nine I realized I misjudged my audience and no one cared. I still finished strong and feel like I made the world a better…

“While we’re out here throwing “direct shade,” I think I’ll enjoy a nice bowl of piping hot ice cream, followed by a refreshing bone-dry shower and call up the president-elect for a bit of moral guidance.”

NO WAY!

*faints daintily upon fainting couch*

FWIW, the novel upon which A Single Man was adapted from is beautiful and deeply moving.

My theory is that we all had a crush on a guy that the Elliot character reminds us of, before our brains were fully developed.

based on this, i’d have drinks and laughs with rami but go home with his brother.

I enjoyed the psycho he played in “The Pacific”

A port for every ship...

Mmmmmm, I had a sex dream about Rami last weekend. It was delightful! I wish such happy dreams upon all those who find him yummy. My gift to you this holiday season.

Those goofy teeth. That strange singsong monotone. Weirdest crush ever, but there’s just something about him....those greeeeeen eyes <3

I read about this in Vogue where it said he would be opening his next line with obese women dancing. How avant-garde!

A very beautiful box of soda.

DIY ideas!!!

Stick to fashion, Tom Ford.