Do you think she can clench it anymore?

Bobby is it better to meet your feature whife while she is still an egg?

Ohhh barf and how clench your vagina so baby won’t prematurely get out, lesson from mom.

Kidneys are not that odd, they make good treats for your pets.

What Joy-Anna and Austin are doing is referred to as “intentional time.”

I train child care providers and CA just recently changed the law requiring them to be vaccinated. One woman audibly groaned and was like ‘Uhh now they are making us put that poison in us too?’ I couldn’t say anything because I will straight up get fired if I said what I was thinking but my first thoughts were ‘Lady,…

This may or may not be an actual sexual fantasy I have had.

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

Right? They have kids!

I would definitely consider this guy Sexiest Man Alive material.

Cary Elwes with shades of Ruffalo. I’m okay with this.

I’m getting a Finn Jones vibe now.

Ewwww why do I see Nicolas Cage?

Kinda, right?

We’re required. It’s in the contract.