Hormones and videogames: a dangerous combination of brain-damaging influences.

Perhaps somebody can make a documentary about why teenagers are so fucking stupid.

I am so so sorry. This must be so triggering for him - please know he is getting internet hugs. As are you, and anyone else who needs them right now.

I thought it was going to be Karma. Chyna fooled me.

Tokyo Toni is an excellent stripper name.

I think this needs a Shade Court ruling, unless I’m reading too much into the name. Surely it’s Dream as in the ideal Kardashian, as in a half black/half Armenian woman who is actually a Kardashian, so basically everything all the Kardashian-Jenners wish they were...

That’s my reading of it. If you’re not a Satanist, why would you name your kid “Nevaeh”? If you flip a cross upside down it means some evil shit is about to go down. You taught me that, Christians. Pay attention.

Someone should talk them into naming their next child “Knurd”.

I’m still mad that Knorth didn’t happen.

Okay, I admit I know this. That was the “Twighlight” baby’s name.

Dream Renee Kardashian.

Don’t forget Reign

“Dream”, “Saint”, “Treasure” and “Rob”

I bet you dollars to whiskey shots that their birth announcement will feature “We Have a Dream” as its headline.

Dream Renee Kardashian

I kind of wish “Maerd” would catch on as a yoonique name like “Nevaeh” because it’s the word Dream backwards and kinda sounds like the word for shit in French.

DREAM RENEE KARDASHIAN.

....as well as three of Chyna’s sisters, her dear friend Treasure, and mom Tokyo Toni who fly...

That hair trick...