;)

no because i’m christian. he would have shoot me

thank you you’re awesome

guns and men are the problem, we need to get rid of them

i am guilty of this, i have a weakness for FASSbender :(

THIS TOO

i was allowed in with my friend, she had the vaccum (?) procedure done we were 19 and surprised it wasn’t as scary as rumored.

and at the opposite end is the walter fretz story......

i like your ideas run for president !

I don’t have a sex story because i am lame. But my husband and i were kicked out of a grill house for bringing in our own gin and starting a fire in the bathroom. so that was fun

WHERE IS EUDORA?!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO FASHION WHAT IFS

I’m somehow related to him like long distance cousins. For some reason my mom isn’t as stoked off it as me. She doesn’t like Blood in Blood out...

yaaaass visine?!

i’ve heard to give cats vasoline or whatever petrolium jelly is called, if it was xaused by a hairball

if things get rough just think you have an awesome kitty, some like myself are not that fortunate. i hope that helps

what a handsome boy/girl want to kiss

I’ve made a lot of bad decisions because of drinking but mostly stayed safe. I only quit because my husband sort of had to and I’m trying to be supportive. It is fucking killing me but every day it gets a little better I tell myself. I feel selfish for thinking that I shouldn’t stop because I have never gotten a dui…

LISAAAAAA

here here !

that moustache is