69 with butts

i’m such a late bloomer i didn’t try anal til my 20s

me ;)

this is fucking awesome. you never let me down

where do i go to get my raisin pinched?

where is the crying in Spanish meme !

oh creepy weirdo, wont you come my way ?

oui

I LOVE YOU

but is this really a newsletter?

my motto used to be “1 more peach on the beach closer to nirvana” which was a trash drink, this sounds delightful, want now

YAAS KWEEN

I have one of these in crotchless for when I love myself ;)

my would be grandmother in law used to kick it w. joan baez and janis joplin , the latter of which i’ve heard she may have hooked up with. I really wish i could have met her, i really dont fit in with this family. also taylor swtif is such a try hard.

someones’ tmi is anothers just enough information or something. or tli too little info.

guns are scary, also sorry for your loss

i call him Tony ;)

I know of someone who has from what i’ve heard attempted suicide in the past. She sleeps with a gun next to her bed for “safety” or that’s what she tells people at least. Who thought this was a good idea. I’m so confused now.

cannot express how much i love this <333

i get to have a beer on hand every time i preform, makes it taste better idk how that even works but its my treat because i;d rather be watching tv