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Organic doesn’t mean that something is less processed or has fewer ingredients. You can buy organic sugar and palm oil.

How many times have you had to explain or say something to a superior or to your subordinates, but it has to be plausibly deniable and low on the controversy scale, AND you have to be low key cursing them out?

wtf lolz

So.. I should smear fish guts on my shower wall in order to bathe my cat?

Yup, I can be happy that they’re doing this demonstration, but it’s not going to change my mind on the NFL as a whole. The whole “inducing traumatic brain injury in a majority of its players” thing is really a turnoff for me, in addition to all the domestic violence, substance abuse, and murder layered on top of it.

It’s almost comical to see the team owners all over cable tv this morning prostrating themselves with righteous indignation at Trump. This was the straw that broke their camel’s backs (not any of the egregious things until now). So now they’re sorry they openly supported Trump, stood on stages at his rallies and voted

To Trump, the NFL Players are mere property and he is calling out to their “owners” to discipline them for speaking. This sounds familiar.

I stopped supporting the NFL a few years ago. Ray Rice was the straw that broke the camel’s back for me. After reading how many NFL owners donated to 45's campaign, I feel even more vindicated. However I am very proud of the athletes that have chosen this form of civil disobedience & those that support them. What I

The NCAA champion team Tar Heels is also refusing to attend (reportedly because of scheduling issues).

How do you get your owner to take a bath?

You should be brushing your dog’s teeth on a regular basis.

Being in your 30s is awesome. You’re still physically young and healthy and perky but you are old enough to have some experience - professionally, so you are taken more seriously; and sexually, so you can ask for what you like and want.

Get that useless ass Melania out of my city and out of my country. We don’t want her here. And of all the events she could have travelled for, the American Invictus athletes deserve a representative that is a hundred times better. At minimum, someone who has held a legitimate job, has integrity, values freedom and

Normally I assume people are reading way too much into stuff, but one of my younger brothers looks a lot like Prince Harry (has been told by strangers he should get a job impersonating him, etc.) and this is the EXACT facial expression he makes when he’s doing something secretly rascally and thinks he’s getting away

Neck AND neck, like in a horse race. Not neck in neck. This is not a turducken of necks.

Now? After everything so far, NOW is when you first have the idea?!

This motherfucker right here....

Lol. A tiny bit insecure? I can smell your insecurity from here. Get a grip. You remind me of the Forever Alone dudes on Reddit. Maybe it’s not your looks keeping you from getting laid frequently, but your attitudes toward sex and female sexuality.

you’re a seething little ball of projections and insecurities, arent you?