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Yeah. I’m not afraid of clowns. my friend’s brother used to put on horror masks (Jason, Freddy Krueger, etc.) and chase us around their house, and it was our favorite game (we’d be strategizing like “You go one way and I’ll sneak up behind him ...”). So when I read the headline I was like “Huh?” And then I read the

As a person with a fear of clowns that borders on the phobic, my initial reaction was that this was a death penalty offense.

Not just the media.. all those white “liberals” at the emmy’s last night were having a blast with him... those are the folk who Chris Rock says” are the good whites and even they won’t hire black people”... white liberals, many, most, whatever.. are. the. worst.

My 40 year old boyfriend, who has owned his own home for 15 years, will sometimes lament about how he doesn’t want to clean because his mother always did everything for him and his family. Then his girlfriends in the past have always cleaned his house. First I just ignored it. Finally I let him have it because if I

Im worried that people are too quick to assume that anyone who was on Trump’s shit list is necessarily a good guy. Spicer was, and is, still a terrible person. It’s like how they’re trying to repackage Megyn Kelly. Because Trump being mean and sexist to her is supposed to make us forget all the terrible shit she

I love Aziz more than most things in the world and would listen to/watch him all day e’er day can’t stop won’t stop...but I am SO glad he stood aside and let Lena speak. (I know it wasn’t entirely intentional to only have her speak, but still). That was amazing.

I want to hang out at that house. I’m tired of the “this cookie will make you think your having a heart attack” edibles that are sold commercially. I am not great at dosing them myself either.

Unfortunately for her it will not only follow her but will haunt her forever.When it’s quiet at night and can’t sleep. When shes trying to be intimate with her husband/partner. When she’s receiving her degree after years of hard work just to feel you’re not good enough, smart enough or deserving of such an

I recently moved to the west coast from the east coast, and it’s not feeling like home yet (it’s been about 8 months). I also moved to a way bigger city than I’ve ever lived in before. The homeless population here (and how the city treats them) makes me really sad all the time. The traffic is so ridiculous- I’m

Both pretty much my favorite drunk foods. Make the mac, stuff it in between bread instead of sliced cheese, grill?

Guys!!!! I’m still exhausted and getting over stress from the hurricane. But good news as of this Monday my car is paid off and I officially own it and I’m thinking about all that extra money can put towards my other bills now.

The rumor remains that Aronofsky is the father of the first kid.

Is telling someone you hope they choke even a death threat? To be a death threat wouldn’t they need to say like ‘I’m gonna find you and choke you to death’? Choking doesn’t mean that you’re gonna die. I’ve choked on food a lot. I’m pretty sure I’m not dead. Hoping for something is literally doing nothing, and just

Why so late, SNS. :( I had a thing, but I guess it doesn’t really matter if anyone responds. Anyone have experience dealing with/living with an abusive parent after time away, as an adult? How to prepare to leave when you have no way out (i.e. no job, place to live)? It feels like it will never end; my life will never

Sigh, I know what you’re saying - as I was writing, I was questioning myself and whether what I was writing was a good thing or at all the way we should think about things. That said, as a 47-year-old woman, my experience is that the discipline (or I guess, maybe the dollars - really, in her care, likely both)

I’m very proud of being Guatemalan but gosh my adoptive home (California) is everything! Plus they passed the puppy mill bill.

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And to anyone who says well I don’t defend rapist but,

He was the star. I was junior high the first couple of years (Tracy Ullman) - and every single kid had a Bart Simpson t-shirt or folder or a button that said "Don't Have a Cow, Man"

craig should be on a list of "characters added late in a show's run that actually worked really well". i loved him.