This makes a lot of sense.

No! He’s always been so great but I’ve been watching him since The Wire and he always looks so young. Debarge or no (good enough for Janet!) he looks all grown the fuck up. And good. Damn good. Wow.

Sure thing dude. You have now hit performative. You want a cookie for wanting to do it, you want the credit for the thought, but god forbid you act. Either do it or don’t but don’t write another paragraph filled with such ridiculous fucking nonsense again. I gave you the benefit of the doubt because haven’t we (we…

I think your friend should change that up. It definitely reads like slightly hostile sarcasm to me.

I hate that. And jk too. So I use the old school winky [ ;) ] face (not emoji) because it feels more sincere to me.

I submit “lawl.” It is based on the sound of sarcastically saying “lol.” I have only ever seen it used regularly on World of Warcraft and it’s been more than half a decade since I played. Other WoW isms would be lollerskates and roflcopters to express either extreme glee or extra sarcasm. These may have been used…

Wash your shower first.

Well now, my dog has successfully passed the thong part of a flip flop and multiple condoms (she’s tricksy and will unwrap and eat them) so we’re going to stick with the store brand skippy/jif.

You have already fed the beast but I was thinking maybe finding players old college jerseys instead might be a better alternative. I mean, the NCAA isn’t much more ethical but I feel like it’s the lesser of two evils? I think I’m going to buy a UNR Kaepernick jersey.

So do it because it is in your heart. Some may see it as performative ally-ship but to those people I ask “Why is it better for white people to wait and let POC take all the risks? Isn’t that part of the fucking problem?”

Today, while I still hold firm on my “fuck the enabling NFL” stance, I am happy and proud as a Yinzer that my people are taking a stand. Or a knee as it were.

I’m not at all suggesting this fits you, but your comment made me think about it. When I was single, your dating history would have been a hard no from me. Because in my experience serial monogamist are terrified of being alone and it’s pretty apparent I was next in line to be the warm body. I have also noticed a fair…

This is a bad comment and you should probably seek some therapy.

I grew up with a chocolate. Got him as a puppy when I was 5. He was my best friend, my protector, my first love. Excellent choice!

Bad headline is bad and stupid and misleading and Jesus Christ people we would have clicked with correct information.

I straight up dismissed a real live anti asexual. It was hilarious and deeply stupid. It perfectly matched the “next thing you know people will be marrying dogs” logic of those against gay marriage. Only this time it was the specter of the EVIL HETEROSEXUAL AROMANTIC MAN taking over safe spaces to use and abuse…

Do it soon. As skin ages it gets harder to tattoo and make it nice.

Yes! The wait a year specifically. Although I have broken this rule for several and they are kinda shitty but also appropriately shitty. A vacation hip tattoo, an angry feminist phrase. These were not for art or armor and they shouldn’t pretend to be otherwise.

It’s cold and kind of sweet. It’s nice with berries. Or, honestly, in the middle of the night standing in the open fridge door.

I’m bisexual. I read mostly (?) straight, and I married a guy. But if we are looking at percentages, I’ve definitely slept with almost every woman that ever hit on me and only a tiny fraction of the men that did.