Pick one thing that you like. Something you really enjoy doing/reading/playing whatever. Really appreciate how much you like it. How happy it makes you. Wallow in that. Enjoy it so freaking much that nothing and no one can make you feel bad or weird for liking it. Identify that feeling of confidence and security.…

It’s very sweet and silly and funny and damn near universal in the US. I was in a record/video store oh, 15 years ago in my early 20s with a friend who was my age. I pointed out the copy of Princess Bride in a video bin. She said, oh, I’ve never seen that. The entire store went silent and turned to look at her. Then…

My mother in law makes this with pot. It’s mango though so I haven’t tried it though my freezer is full of it.

Dude. Never, ever say that. Not in any context. Not with any particular nuance. I understand the feelings behind wanting to express support. But this is not ever the way to do so.

Be fair. This is an acceptable reaction.

Oh I haven’t thought about this guy in a long time. He may have been the first author I really and truly hated. I ranted about Mezzanine and another one that I can’t remember for months. This is actually a happy memory and I don’t know why.

I believe it straightens out your bowel more? I sometimes turn sideways and put my feet on the side of the tub, does the same thing.

If things have become irregular I take my coffee and cigarettes in there to speed things along and because I can’t wait that long to drink my coffee. This is at home of course.

Gotta eat a peck of dirt before you die.-

Omg. You might be like one of 50 people who know and respect the conservatory! He was actually very shy about telling me about his higher education. He was shocked when I was suitably impressed lol. The best part is when we watch tv and he’s all like “I know that guy! He fucked up his audition for such and such show…

Well I think you’ve hit the nail on the head for how to get your money’s worth. But I must make a confession. I allowed the munchies to fool me into eating allll the pasta. When it began to expand....a full pound...in my stomach. Details prolly not necessary.

My in laws (a dentist and a nurse) hated that my husband went to a conservatory school for theater tech. Well, he’s union. So on a low pay day it’s still $20/hr and if he has to operate the spotlight (just the spot not any other lights) it’s closer to $90/hr. Man if that shows goes past 11pm? Ha ha ha. Of course, we…

No entrees. Just pasta. Or I might have won the day.

Awww. Poor Joanie. I don’t watch this show but I’m happy for her.

Oh I love this story! My sister in law had a bad break up. He’d been living in her place and playing zero rent and was an alcoholic. When she broke up with him he claimed squatters rights and refused to leave for three months. I volunteered to get him out in two weeks max (the minimum amount of time for eviction…

I tried to sell my husband on this. $200 bucks (a pass each) and we both eat for two months! It’ll be great! So much cheaper than groceries! But while I am willing to eat nothing but pasta for 8 weeks he is not. Oh well.

The standard dog from the cart across the street from my house comes with-mayo, guac, ham, jalapeño peppers, onions, mustard, ketchup, tomato, uh and a few other things I can’t remember. I don’t go often because they speak very little English, I speak very little Spanish and I only want like a third of the toppings.…

It’s unusual but there aren’t any rules about it. Between this and the Jez article you are apparently the only other person who noticed that. I think it’s pretty cool and it looks like she’ll be going by Olympia not actually Alexis Jr.

Because a day comes when one person is having terrible poop issues and is stuck on the toilet and the other has been waiting to pee for 40 minutes. So an offer of “just in the pee in the tub” comes from poor sad colon and it’s done.

It was a weird ad. I just looked it up. They were going for an arty look with one model painted totally white with bright lips, white hair, clothes etc. The other model was painted totally black, hair, clothes, bright lips. But it looks very tone deaf and very, very much like blackface because it appears to be the…