My husband is a grower and his boss is all pissed about the Agent Orange they just harvested. It tested out at 10% but we live in Nevada so it’s excellent for tourists. There is room for a wide variety and people need to embrace that.

Hello fellow human. Your story makes many sense.

My mother was malnourished when she got pregnant with my brother. His teeth were a fucking mess until his adult teeth came in. Root canals on baby teeth etc. He had to be sedated just to get him into the chair. I don’t know that these alternative would have helped. But I was 12-15 when most of the dental work was done…

This movie is why I bite my nails. I saw it for the first time when I was about 4. Three and a half decades later I can’t quit.

Got a feeling 31 is gonna be a good year.

1. I don’t have a Cyrillic keyboard.

Preevyet comrade!

Dude it’s Nazi punching season. We only get one of those once a century.

Because anything that encourages anti-science is dangerous to both our culture and our lives. Especially our lives as women. It’s fucking skydaddy nonsense and it should only be practiced by carnies.

Your dating callouses are gone. You just need to build them back up. I wish you the best of luck. :) 

I have a very...relaxed point of view when it comes to STIs. I got chlamydia about 15 years ago and was asymptomatic and passed it along. I felt bad at the time but it’s a fairly minor thing and I let people know who needed to know. It’s not something that I felt I needed to do self reflection about. It happened, it…

So at a basic level your therapist implied that you are only bi because you hate men and once you get over the stuff with your dad you will be back to “normal”?

Don’t let them inside. How is this a problem?

You take each other for granted. You end up with very different life goals. Some people can keep their company manners up until the wedding. Mismatched expectations for extended family involvement. Money issues! Parenting issues.

Rye and ginger beer with blood orange bitters is the best cocktail ever. Mules are nice but this better.

Fuck him and this nonsense. In protest I will be cleaning the house while my husband plays video games tomorrow.

She also did a cover I Feel The Earth Move, that Carole King song. Loooove Martika.

This is a really great article. Thank you for taking the time to write it. I definitely have many negative feelings about football (I’m from Pittsburgh, has Roethlisberger raped one of your friends yet?). I often forget that the people involved are actually....people. I still think your husband should find another job…

Hi Heather! This has nothing to do with this article,in particular but I feel the need to yell at a Kotaku staff member about this.

80 plus comments and I’m the first to want to beat the Widow Bennington with a thesaurus?