If the top is long enough to put in a pony tail it’s a 90s era catholic school boy cut. Some version of this has been around forever.

I’m sorry you didn’t get the mother you deserve. This is one of the stock comfort phrases in the online communities formed by people whose parents are abusive narcissists. And we mean it. And I mean it now. It seems that in the last year or so, Trump’s narcissism has been catching. I think you describe the transition…

I have been avoiding bubble tea for at least 15 years.

When I had a dose of the charcoal they left a portable potty next to my bed for when it was time to leave my system.

Ha yinz dun!

You can hit transparent before you go full albino. My grandmother was pink because you could see her blood through her skin. She had many melanomas!

Cedar blocks or lavender sachets.

A mouthful of toothpaste is bad enough. If it’s warm? Blech.

Are you super tall?

You are a lady/gentleman and a scholar!

Oh whatever. Fuck this bitch and her bastard child. I hope he grows up to be a SHARP/Antifa.

Fuck your Nazi apologism.

I went from being scary skinny to regular thin and I feel huuuuuge all the time. I do not have the self control to get back to where I’m comfortable. That’s probably a good thing. But I find myself envying my formerly anorexic sisters for their ability to push through.****

Maybe stop blaming other people for the feelings of Nazis?

Aaaand saved!

Just because YOU are confused by life doesn’t mean the rest of are.

Sigh. Not interested in your Skydaddy nonsense.

Because it shouldn’t shimmer or glow. It is a color that provides the perfect background so that you admire Prince against it.

Godwin’s Law in invalid when you are taking about actual Nazis. Godwin himself is on board! Get with the program.

I’m going use the same argument that was very helpful shortly after Spencer got punched on camera.