Ashley, thank you.

See, I’m sure it’s informative, but then I’d have to listen to Malcolm fucking Gladwell.

“I’ve paid my dues, I deserve this. No one will notice.” - Chris Hassel dropping acid the morning of his Goal Line debut.

It's a good thing people this sensitive have blanket license to harass and murder the people complaining about this very fact.

He invented the vape... and electricity... not to mention the Benjamin

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

Wow - that totally shows TRANSPARENCY and PERSONAL ACCOUNTABILITY.

[note: if Breitbart is getting too “Breitbart”, for people who swore allegiance on a stack of Breitbarts, just might be a signal of “Jumping the GOP Shark.”]