I think we should have undocumented workers already in the US compete with reality TV star US citizens to see who has the better work ethic and basic employable skills. Winner gets to keep the citizenship and loser gets to live as undocumented until they can beat someone else the next round.

Only Donald Trump would “evolve” on abortion based on the experience of a dude.

Can black artists just please continue to lay the politics on thick? I would just love it if every major performance post Formation is just like ‘and you thouhght Beyoncé at the Super Bowl was intense?’.

Well it worked for Jackie Chan in “Rumble in the Bronx” ...

lol @ the idea that capitalism and corruption are two different things

First, the mention of doing work for astronauts narrows it down to the bigger cities, likely Madison or Milwaukee. There are small outfits doing work elsewhere that will end up in space (like in my tiny ass hometown west of Madison) but the chances are really high it’s one of those two cities, most likely Madison due…

this video is the sum total of the things i care about today

So LSU football would be the distilled essence of college football. All marketing and licensing and high salaries for coaches and administrators without actually being bothered to play any games.

The federal budget deficit has declined every year from 2009 to 2015 already.

Yes, I, an out gay man, am very homophobic. You’re adorable.

I think you upset Russell Wilson’s mom

Wilson called it a divine mission—telling a San Diego church that God literally spoke to him and asked for his celibacy as some kind of personal favor.

Lots of people of avoid sex with people of the opposite sex...

The only robot Russell wants to bone is Marco Rubio.

They will never fuck. “I’m religious” is the bullshit excuse down-low athletes like Tim Tebow and Wilson use to cover for the obvious. I’m sure Ciara is getting compensated very well to beard and the poor thing needs the money: She hasn’t had a hit in a decade.

You try saying the alphabet backwards. Especially when they shine those lights in your eyes. And you’re hammered.

Truth.

It's the biggest day of the year for 1-877-KARS-4KIDS

I get that argument, but Jerebko wasn’t at all in a defensive stance and what he was attempting to do was shitty anyway.

It would be nice, but it would also be a violation of privacy. People get pissed off enough when companies like FB and Twitter change meaningless privacy settings, or use our information anonymously for our benefit. Something like this is simply out of the question.