How is Fall Out Boy still a thing? Isn’t Pete Wentz like 53 years old?

Was Cruz the one who said he wasn’t going to use his kids for political points just a few days ago? (I’m assuming Caroline and Catherine are his kids, yeah? I don’t care enough about the shithead to find out)

I mean, Force Awakens is exactly like New Hope, though, with a little Empire thrown in. And that’s fine! They’re all fucking awesome! Yeah, it was a little lazy, but there’s really only so many story structures and character archetypes in the world, and the combinations that work are gonna show similarities. And, yes,…

The threat that stupid, angry, self-righteous, white, male, gun nuts present should not be joked away, but the people themselves should absolutely be relentlessly mocked. I mean...they’re just so, so stupid. And so very earnest in their stupidity.

Dollar bills and certain toothpastes.

Five years clean and I still involuntarily and almost imperceptibly perk up and take note of the “brand” when I read these articles. Though I suppose partly down to survival instinct, too; knowing what to be careful with.

Without telling too much about myself - you tend to see overdoses because of fluctuations in potency and because of relapses where users don’t realize how much their tolerance has rolled back while they were clean. Not so much because of chronic users constantly increasing their dose. You tend to find what works for…

Serious drug dealers/producers often get their chemicals from the same places hospitals do (or from the hospitals themselves), they just pay a much higher price. The “black market” isn’t some wholly separate entity, just a system of connections to the supply line for people who don’t have that access legally.

After the bullshit cross-check he laid on #11, homeboy fully fucking deserved it.

I want Howard Stern to be president just about as much as I want Donald Trump to be, so...

I feel stuck because I’m white, and I’m hella pissed off, but I’m mostly pissed off at stupid, angry white people for being angry about the dumb, dumb, dumb fucking shit they are angry about.

AND only because it was *illegally short.* They were mistakenly sentenced to less than the mandatory minimum.

Malarkey, baloney, bullshit, and horse hockey.

Equality means white people have everything, all the time.

The relationship between reporters and confidential sources is a very complicated and fraught one, both legally and professionally. Often, if a report is in question and a confidential source’s information could solidify it, publicly, the source must be convinced to even allow public knowledge of his/her existence.…

Danny Tartabull drinks free at all times.

Kathy Griffin takes her top off, Don Lemon comments on it. Finding it hard to gin up any outrage, here.

This is hucksterism at its most irrelevant and, yet, most spineless. Carly Fiorina may, somehow, be the saddest clown in this whole show.

Eh. “Sorry” is the same bullshit repackaged. “What Do You Mean” (or maybe it’s U) sounds nothing like him, and is, therefore, somewhat enjoyable.