Oh my good lord it was a silly joke.

Something around that time brainwashed everyone into thinking the overwhelming majority of public drinking water was dangerously contaminated. Something, or someone. Some tenacious young Oscar-winner...

This could have been really, really good, but Burneko’s gotten way, way too self-indulgent with the writing. Dial it back a little, bucko.

I think I’m more irritated by this dipshit’s hip-hop try-hard bullshit. Like, you ain’t down, you little fuck.

The only thing keeping Trump a serious candidate is people pretending he’s actually a serious candidate. Please stop.

WHITE PEOPLE NOT HAVING LITERALLY EVERYTHING ALWAYS IS RACIST

It’s actually the most basic of logic. Brady supports everything Trump does. One thing Trump would like to do is ban Muslims from this country. That one thing is part of everything, therefore Brady supports it.

Who the fuck are ALL of these clowns? Thank god for pandora, spotify, and literally all of the reasons I stay up on new music but still managed to know nothing of these aural transgressions.

Man, this bitch ain’t always eating dog treats when she was a kid. What is this common trait to take one maybe-sorta-kinda-happened-once incident and try to paint yourself with it? Like Ben Carson probably wanted to stab ol’ Bob in the crotch - for listening to, I dunno, probably an actually decent radio station…

This. Scratchers should be like the tag on the “real” gift. A nice addition.

Would it be cruel to induct him into the HOF but not allow him at the induction ceremony? Or would it perfectly encapsulate MLB’s modern relationship with Rose?

Looks like somebody left his lips in a landfill.

Um. Westboro should also be ignored and treated like the tantrum-throwing 3-year-olds they are. It works.

Using the phrase “ethnic cleansing” is disingenuous, though, I guess, so is pretending Trump has anything remotely resembling “a realistic chance at becoming the most powerful person on earth.”

We need to be talking so much less about this huckster/fraud/clown/onanist and so much more about the people actually supporting him. Trump is a 6-year-old farting at Christmas dinner. He’s useless and annoying and awful, sure, but there are people who are eating this shit up, and it’s those people who scare the shit…

This whole thing. I mean. These “fancy” restaurants exist so that they can have TV shows about the too-bland-to-even-be-vile shitstains working there? Because literally none of these people would last a day in any of the restaurants I’ve worked in. Not that any would get hired, but they’d for sure be fired posthaste.…

Literally all of Trump’s policies are “I would find someone smarter than me to do it for me.”

This whole time Jeb has just looked completely crestfallen to have found out he wasn’t already elected President.

It doesn’t make him any less of a worthless shitstain, but Trump is, at this point, just seeing how far he can take it, how much shit he can stir. He doesn’t worry me - he’s a clown putting on a show - but the people (however few, it’s still a frightening amount, even considering the number of people at his rallies…

It’s actually a little unsettling how much she looks like, sounds like, is as informed as, and is as batshit crazy as my stepmother.