You ain’t gotta call ‘em, they all over you every second waiting for any crumbs to drop.

People who maintain “lush lawns” in the fucking desert should have to forfeit that property, drought or not.

I sort of (very, very sort of) get what you’re saying, but this isn’t like making hamburger from wagyu. A Chipotle burrito is not diminished in any way by ordering this. It’s just a way to get more bulk food for the same price, maximizing consumer value.

You’ve obviously only had shitty ones. Most people haven’t had anything but the old, stale, dark yellow ones out of a bag. A fresh tortilla made from real corn (ideally nixtamalized!) is really the way to go.

Chipotle itself doesn’t suck, but Chipotle-worship sure as hell does. The fact that something just barely above mediocre incites so much love and loyalty is just a sad comment on the state of the average palate and/or diet.

The job does not attract the best and brightest. It’s a shame, because the best and brightest are absolutely those who are needed in the positions.

I’m having a little trouble finding out if county clerks are elected or appointed in Rowan County, but it’s very possible this is an elected position.

/yawn

Neither should any Yankees fan. Go home, Rudy.

College students are generally the fucking worst.

These are getting popular enough that the fakes are getting through WAY more often.

I was there!!! When she ripped off her breastplate and shook her tits like a maniac, the crowd went nuts! One of the best shows I’ve ever seen.

Grace Jones will always be the best show I’ve ever seen. Her performance at SummerStage one year saved my life.

Depends if it was gas, hybrid, or electric.

Nor particularly invested in spelling, eh? Syntax, too, since you seem confused on the definition of “impassioned.”

Yeah, basically everyone who ever says they eat out all the time for “only $5/day” is completely full of shit when you call them out on it. Even his examples average to more than his claim, and that’s for just one meal per day.

Man, if you think having bulk stores of staples and actually using your freezer for what it’s intended (what is in your freezer? Ben & Jerry’s, Svedka, and Lean Cuisines?) is crazy then feel free to keep wasting your money and eating garbage and rationalizing it to yourself.

When I sold drugs I was always very honest about how long it was going to be, mostly because I didn’t want your fiending ass blowing up my pager every 15 minutes for the next three hours. Yeah, it’s gonna be three hours; you’re on 95th and I’m in the Village and have 5 guys ahead of you who all live closer to where I…

So what you are saying is that if you do none of the things that make cooking for yourself (way, way, way) cheaper than eating out/ordering in, then cooking for yourself isn’t cheaper? NO FUCKING WAY.