Hard to tell if idiot, self-hating Astros fan, or very bad troll...

I knew the ‘Stros were improving, but to be the best team in MLB on Memorial Day weekend is god damned impressive.

The only thing that sucks about this is how many people go to his aid, but not to her.

Thanks! It helps that I have a wonderful friend with a pool who will come over and lean on my doorbell until I get out of bed and trudge downstairs so she can drag me out to it.

Drew Barrymore is the sweetest person in the entire world.

Nation of Islam.

He is a distant uncle of one of my exes and she says he is pretty awesome.

In 1998 I was staying at the El Conquistador resort in Puerto Rico. Place is fancy as fuck (Michael Jordan was staying there at the same time), but I’m there all-expenses-paid for reasons not germane to the story. My friend JB is also there, and JB is in his 50s, with salt-and-pepper hair and moustache. These details…

I’ve been having a really shitty day, and, even though I’m currently lying in the sun by the pool, this just cemented that. I don’t even know what to do with this.

Without having researched it thoroughly (I don’t, and never will, have an instagram account), I’d say the only possible legal recourse would be for Instagram to sue, as they are likely the legal owners of the images, once submitted to their site. They wouldn’t win, though. Artistic license was pretty much cemented by…

You probably shouldn’t write another fucking word about art if you’ve never heard of Richard Prince, one of the most highly-valued and well-known current artists, after Koons, Hirst, and the top-top-tier ($-wise, at least, they’re all hacks) artists.

Are you really writing an article about art and have no idea who Richard Prince is?

If I recall, weren’t the back-scatter machines were declared illegally invasive a couple years ago?

Nah.

I’ve never had anyone check anything in my pockets if I didn’t set off some kind of alarm, and I fly quite a bit. And I maintain that carrying drugs on your person is the absolute safest way to fly with them; use your sock or an interior pocket if you’re worried about a bulge, or just wear really baggy pants. Your…

You sound more like a rich, white lady than anyone.

The easiest possible way is to carry your drugs in your pockets. Make sure you don’t have any metal in those pockets. In fact, make sure you have as little metal on you as possible, so you don’t get the grope n’ pat. Make sure those pockets aren’t part of a jacket that you’re going to have to send through the machine.…

I’ll be honest, the most likely outcome is some shithead dude dying because a woman like Wu saw him skulking around her house, “just joking around,” and he got his dumb fucking ass shot. Then there will be charges brought - against the woman.

If you are a teenage boy, I will excuse you for being a Zeppelin fanboy. If you are an adult making asinine statements even remotely comparing Zeppelin to the Stones, well, I can just dismiss all of your musical opinions out of hand.

Found the Tampa/St. Pete resident.