PUTTING HER UP AS A TOPIC OF INTEREST CONTINUES THE IDIOTIC, MYOPIC, SOLIPSISTIC CYCLE OF DOING THE WRONG THING WHILE PRETENDING TO REPORT ON IT AS THOUGH YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THE RIGHT THING IS.

CONTINUING TO REPORT ON IT, WHILE TRYING TO MAINTAIN THAT SHE IS IN CONTROL OF HER OWN NARRATIVE IS STILL THE WRONG THING TO DO

GIVING A SHIT ABOUT BRUCE JENNER’S TRANSITION WAS STILL THE WRONG THING TO DO

Without looking up the details, it’s possible that FIT offered him the easiest opportunity to remediate his academic record before he could be eligible for a basketball scholarship elsewhere.

I mean...we all know Stephen A. is a complete assclown. Like, it’s the objective truth of his existence. Why are we expecting anything other than his usual assclownery in this case? Or, alternately, why are we expecting ESPN to not feature him being an assclown, since they’ve shown complete willingness to do so up…

I’m down, but only if I can bring millions of natives to oppress, enslave, and murder. I just want to make sure I get the whole experience.

My fiancee had just disappeared, suddenly, and I was kicking a $100/day heroin habit, cold turkey.

I used to have one of my favorite songs as my ringtone, and I quickly realized that I fucking hate when my phone rings, and it was ruining my love of the song.

For real. If it’s not likely to ruin anyone’s day, I’m totally OK with letting it return from whence it came.

My (somewhat niche) stance on poop-picking-up: if my pup poops anywhere in the park, along the road/sidewalk, or in any walkway or place that anyone is likely to encounter it, I pick it up; if she poops somewhere out of the way where nobody is going to step in it or smell it, I have a little bit of an issue with…

Salt and pepper are seasonings, not spices.

Diamonds are right up there in the top 5 most impressive worldwide scams ever.

If you’re buying weed with stems and seeds, you’re not ready to make “perfect” butter yet.

Seems like living at a doggy daycare would be pretty fucking awesome for a dog.

I mean, homeboy just summed it all right up: angry, hateful, possibly psychopathic personalities are endemic to our police forces, and, really, always have been. It’s a job that is attractive to those people, and we need to either do a much better job of screening and evaluating, or drastically overhaul our entire…

Y’all muhfuckas deserved every bit of that.

Christians are all about separation of church and state, as long as it’s separating their church from our state.

Actually, when “doing your job” entails shaking people down and scamming them with your predatory towing company, you can cram it with walnuts, ugly.

Sure, it’s “poverty voyeurism” that Ol’ Goopy is taking part in, but it’s still so much more than regressives are doing to attempt to understand or bring attention to the plight of the tens of millions of people living in poverty in “the greatest country in the world.” Malkin’s snark is just an attempt to deflect from…

Kids today seem to think that “molly” always means “pure MDMA;” it’s kind of funny how insistent they are that nobody could have possibly adulterated their bag of white powder. And that they know more about MDMA/drugs than an old like me possibly could. Adorable, really.