Maybe it has more to do with you dropping Walter Brennan references. :p

This is so stupid. Nobody "deserves respect" simply for joining the military. Millions of people join the military because they have no other options. The military is just as full of horrible douchebags, evil psychopaths, and rotten humans as the grocery store down the street, and nobody deserves my respect simply for…

This is exactly what I think every time I see her. She looks no different than she did when I was 17, only the fashion changed.

Not sure if you've paid any attention to the distribution of touches, but JC has been criminally underused this season. He accounts for less than half of rushing attempts and just 29% of overall plays.

You can't say there are objectively "bad" seasons. I will allow that seasons 2 and 5 are less spectacular than the other three, but to call them "bad" is just objectively wrong.

Not to get all serious, because that was my first thought, too, but this is likely an inmate (prison or psych) who is refusing to (or not able to) fully answer questions in intake.

Nobody knows how to fake-tough-guy-fight better than NBA players.

How do people who have their own YouTube channels still manage to inflict portrait-oriented phone videos upon the world?

You need to find a new mother. Only a truly evil person would toss Thanksgiving leftovers.

It's very much like my post-holiday leftover sandwiches, which are pretty much "whatever's still left, on wheat bread, maybe a little mayo."

I really feel like they stole this idea from...someone.

Being a hardcore crazy racist has only been unpopular for about 40 years. Before that, hardcore racism was actually legislated.

How am I only just now learning about this wonderfully transcendent lunatic?

Oh, no, don't get me wrong - hand-poked tattoos are an ancient tradition, and can be done beautifully by well-trained specialists. I have many friends with hand-poked tattoos that are quite lovely and of the highest quality.

Yes, and they'll find out that the dark inks and more-common scarring you find with homemade tattoos make cover-ups more difficult, and many artists won't deal with it.

This is so dumb. And made even more dumb by artists willing to cater to it.

So what you're saying is that nearly everyone I went to high school with in the '90s is now the essence of hip?

You're an idiot and a racist.

Looks like a shitty McMansion to me, no real surprise that it went up like a tinderbox.

I didn't think there was any debate.