ER phyiscian here. Having had to deal with the repercussions of these make-up sponges getting stuck in the fornix (the space around the cervix that can be very difficult reach digitally, i.e. with your fingers), please don’t do this. These make-up sponges are very compressible, and have tendency to get stuck out of…

As an escort, let me share some horror stories:

Tarpons can get stuck. If we are going on anectodal evidence (which is all this article is), I’ve had a tampon get stuck. I didn’t notice it had gone all the way in there until 2 days went by and I noticed a discharge and smell. I freaked out. Felt all the way in found it but couldn’t get it because it had turned/…

Businesses that are fronts for organized crime aren’t supposed to be successful. That’s not really their purpose.

We really are living in a Back To The Future, Part II era, aren’t we? (Minus the hover boards, of course.). Trump is Biff Tannen on every level.

Trump failed at casinos, football, steaks, and alcohol...in America.

Looking at the contrast in color between the hand and the face, it appears he’ll fit right in:

I found out about this from my dad. After having dinner with him, he sent me and my sister a text saying he loves us and not to go anywhere alone for the next few days.

I’m beginning to think Gene Simmons is a bit of a money-grubbing asshole.