Great point! I'll press the unmoot button!

Moot. Even at the speed of light, Superman would be an old man before he ever even saw that galaxy far, far away. Woot!

Spoilers!

It sounds as if someone's making their very own strawman. It means you're exaggerating someone's argument to make your own point of view seem reasonable. For shame.

He got my letter!

I'm sure the panic they caused in the '80s didn't harm their membership numbers any, and in the end isn't recruiting new investors (read christians) why they ever say anything at all?

Though he disagrees, I believe Tim Burton "borrowed" the end of his Apes flick from a Kevin Smith comic.

Bane,

I wasn't worried about Vanessa. I knew they could rebuild her.

I thought Zardoz was the sequel.

Someone gave K.D. Lang a bow? Now she's twice as awesome!!!

Witness the birth of "The Neanderthal Defense" © 2011.

This makes me happy.

And how does that make you feel? Do you often feel like firing yourself? Tell me about your dreams.

Vexxarr, you definitely win the Occam's Razor Prize for this entry. Well done!

I was made to sit through "Image of the Beast" in a church when I was 9 years old.

In space, no one can hear you go Pew! Pew! Pew!

What poll?

I think George has had his run and let it fall to ruin. Besides, Joss likes it when Mal shoots first. That sounds weird...

These are dry cleaning bags held aloft by the hot air generated by tea-light candles. Occasionally, one of the small candles fall off of the contraption and falls to the ground. YouTube shows you how to make them. They are very popular lately, no doubt because they are easy to make, and the flickering light impresses…