No.

I guess we’re only allowed one Spider-Person being turned into dust per year.

“totally outside of racial context”

Considering that the road team, Minneapolis Roosevelt High School, has a predominantly black student body and has been staying in the locker room during the national anthem for their previous games, this would seem like more than some good-natured ribbing.

Also known as Tom Hardy’s lips.  Tell me I’m wrong.  You can’t!

They did a great job, you can’t even see the mustache.

Yexit. 

You can’t improve on perfection.

Never forget

Don’t tape me bro!

If by white collar career, you mean stacking shirts at JC Penney’s, then maybe.

He got better

Look, if Jameis wants to grab the starting job, he’s gonna do it. 

Paul Manafold.

Ya except for Schultz’s dickhead brother

Issue A: Drug dealers doing life for non-violent crime.

Right? It’s like he’s going to a lot effort to pretend to be what he thinks a Texan is, but it just comes off as something alien.

It happened because he had a gun.

Men are too emotional to be president.

Trying to slip his Jesusing between jokes about poop is the “put a pill in hamburger” of acceptance speeches.