My favorite Coast to Coast AM call will always be the person who called in and basically recounted the plot and background of “Half-Life,” as if it was actually occurring.

How the hell is Jupiter not number one? It’s the biggest. It has rings like Saturn. It has a huge red eye. Lots of moons. If you want to make earth number one, that’s fine, but Jupiter is no lower than two. In fact, Jupiter is better than all the others combined. Jupiter is king. Neptune got slighted too.

Rishathra. Coming to a galaxy near you.