See this? It's fucking MADE of CHICKEN.

You and Elsie McLeod should meet.

And then Beastmaster says 'We fight!' and EVERYONE CHEERS. Dude, you were ready to flee not 10 seconds ago! Don't act like you're happy about this decision!

Nevertheless, I'm interested.

Me too. 'Oh, two-spade on a partial trump, but with a blind partner? So THEN you bid double and look for a trick! Of course! It all makes so much sense and seems like a valuable use of time now!'

I owe you thanks. You reminded me I've been meaning to look up the lyrics to this song for the last 20 years. (Note to self: it's 'into the night' or 'into the light', not 'built to survive' or 'into the eye')

I'm content with just a simple jar of baby food. Any flavour.

Ah, for a more innocent time, when we had original series like Parenthood and The Flash!

If you do a Michael Caine impression in the forest, and there are no BBC commissioning producers there to hear it, can you still claim half-day expenses?

Always with the racist bones. Nobody's blaming the bones, Hulk. It's the incredibly racist shit your mind conceived and your mouth then said. Leave the bones out of it.

And there's a lot of people who have to show how 'politically incorrect' they are by making racist jokes. Those people are so dangerously edgy I just want to have sex with them, right there in their mom's house.

Hey, why *were* they farming moisture on Tatooine? It seems like it's worth importing it, to be honest. I agree with buying local whenever possible, don't get me wrong.

Our first dance at our wedding was to Go Places. There, now I feel like I've opened up to all of you.

In 1939, Churchill was pressing the government to send a few divisions to Finland to fight the Soviet Union. If he'd been PM at the time and managed to get the UK involved in a war against the Soviet Union, losing much of what there was of a potential BEF at the time, things surely could have ended much differently?…

That Atkinson performance is legendary…I'm envious you got to see it! The show I regret missing that season was Maggie Smith in Earnest, but no complaints about that year as a whole.

I SAW THAT TOO! It was phenomenal. When the sheet metal came down and the children were behind it, I nearly jumped out of my skin. I also got to see Ian Holm in Pinter that Christmas, and Antony Sher in Travesties at the RSC. Fantastic season.

I saw Jacobi's Macbeth at the RSC (circa 1993) and didn't think much of it. He was excellent, but the rest of the cast was just so-so and the production design really let it down. I loved, loved, loved Branagh's production, which is luckily also coming to the big screen soon!

I can't believe The Experts didn't come up…it was on HBO repeat about the same time as Club Paradise. John Travolta dancing, Arye Gross mugging, Kelly Preston, and the rest…I like to think of The Americans as a sequel of sorts.

Vancouver or Baltimore.

The filling is literally fat and sugar. If they just came with a mini salt lick, they'd be the most American thing imaginable.