Early or late February? Just out of curiosity…

Can Jesse overcome his amnesia over his dark past as a government assassin in time to help Celine throw the ring into the Crack of Doom, thus breaking the Curse of the Black Pearl? Or will the two be crushed at the hands of Magneto, just as Jesse's parents were all those years ago, before he went off to Hogwarts?

Can Jesse overcome his amnesia over his dark past as a government assassin in time to help Celine throw the ring into the Crack of Doom, thus breaking the Curse of the Black Pearl? Or will the two be crushed at the hands of Magneto, just as Jesse's parents were all those years ago, before he went off to Hogwarts?

Carlinville, IL, had a surprisingly large number of men who apparently owned a great many more vests and trousers than they did shirts, shoes or belts.

Carlinville, IL, had a surprisingly large number of men who apparently owned a great many more vests and trousers than they did shirts, shoes or belts.

The Geek Squad wannabes didn't give a thin shit about music, photography or film until there was overpriced computer equipment dedicated to each one.  Then overnight they were instantly fucking experts.

The Geek Squad wannabes didn't give a thin shit about music, photography or film until there was overpriced computer equipment dedicated to each one.  Then overnight they were instantly fucking experts.

It's not of the same calibre as many of these shows, but I'd add 'Red John' from the Mentalist, as I stopped caring ages ago whether he was ever actually caught or not.

It's not of the same calibre as many of these shows, but I'd add 'Red John' from the Mentalist, as I stopped caring ages ago whether he was ever actually caught or not.

Just so long as you didn't have the big twist ruined for you.

Just so long as you didn't have the big twist ruined for you.

Exactly.  I'm not buying the 'wacky coincidence that we'll all laugh about one day' defence.

Exactly.  I'm not buying the 'wacky coincidence that we'll all laugh about one day' defence.

Did you ragequit before the big reveal, or after?

Did you ragequit before the big reveal, or after?

I really hope they greeted each other that morning by exclaiming 'TWINSIES!' in unison.

I really hope they greeted each other that morning by exclaiming 'TWINSIES!' in unison.

I'm sorry, I've been out of the country for a few years.  Isn't this the fellow who tells young boys how to masturbate?  Is he important now?

I'm sorry, I've been out of the country for a few years.  Isn't this the fellow who tells young boys how to masturbate?  Is he important now?

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