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No, I can see Colbert satirizing newsmen of different ages as he matures.  The faux-folksy arrogant grand network figure, the condescending elder statesman of the Sunday politics talk show, the crotchety Andy Rooney figure lashing out at everything young people do, think or say.

No, I can see Colbert satirizing newsmen of different ages as he matures.  The faux-folksy arrogant grand network figure, the condescending elder statesman of the Sunday politics talk show, the crotchety Andy Rooney figure lashing out at everything young people do, think or say.

Is it written by that delightful Nia Vardalos?  Mum would really enjoy it if so.

Is it written by that delightful Nia Vardalos?  Mum would really enjoy it if so.

I really like Do The Collapse.  There, I said it.  I know it's got a sugary pop sensibility, and it's probably over-produced, and I just don't care.

I really like Do The Collapse.  There, I said it.  I know it's got a sugary pop sensibility, and it's probably over-produced, and I just don't care.

They deep fry it.  I shit you not.

They deep fry it.  I shit you not.

Oh…no, they said there'd be sandwiches.

They're NOT paedophiles, rather they're a fancy made-up word that doesn't sound NEARLY as bad, even though it actually is.

Sweet merciful Christ, did that ever suck.  "Kids love Back to the Future, and they love skateboarding carefully!  Let's make careful skating the linchpin of our gaming experience! Fuck a bunch of time travel!'

Nice try, troll.  HEY EVERYONE, THERE'S A TROLL OVER HERE!

"In a world where classes are failed…"

Doody.  Ha.

Listen up Paramount, because I'll only pitch it once.

Technically, they made you nauseated. A nauseated person is no more nauseous than a poisoned person is poisonous.  I know it's one of those bits of language that's supposed to have changed so either one is correct, but it still bothers me.

I smell remake.

Could you run through it again?  Do the liner notes have a diagram or something, because I am seriously in way over my head on this.

It's a seriously clumsy way of asking you out.